Air of Areola (Prose…WARNING…not for the faint hearted)

Please, be aware:
This prose pays homage, in a lighthearted fashion to part of the female anatomy.
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A’s and B’s……
C’s and D’s……
Even Up To
F’s and E’s…
I grace the world…
With all I’ve got…

And trust you me…

That’s not a lot!

I proudly display…

But with discretion…

The mammary mounds…

Of my true loves affection.

I rue not a day…

Nor hour…

That I play…

For even on occasion…

(And with not much persuasion)…

I say Breasts be displayed…

And…

(seductive wink)

Sometimes in the light of day!

Copyright 2008~The Muse

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Comments (39)

  • Miss Anne says:

    SAVE THE TATA’S!!!

    i heart my boobies!

    xo

  • Moonlight Hollow Musings says:

    Thanks for keeping us “abreast”! Your poem was “uplifting”. I will clutch it to my bosom and commit it to “mammary”!

    :) Malisa

  • Berlin Deluxxe says:

    My 32F’s are plastic…
    Yet he thinks they are great and fantastic!
    ;)

  • Tabby ~ Godzchyld says:

    LOL..Mine are a bit too noticeable, but I love them none-the-less. *wink*

    Great Piece!

  • ~~ATTIC CLUTTER~~ says:

    Oh great poem for a great cause (:) thanks MUSEY
    hugs, Patty

  • papercages says:

    Your readers are too clever for me. Can’t keep up with that. (Woo-hoo on the donation!)

  • Delightfully Wed's Weblog says:

    Thanks for posting and getting a donation for such a great cause!

  • LisaLisa says:

    Well I think this is such a wonderful cause. Make sure to get you glowdies ( boobies) tested it’s so important. This is a cause that is true to my heart indeed…I have three sisters with breast cancer one I have already lost and one fighting for her life as wee speak…another is in remission…so i say to everyone get tested!

    Great Post Muse!

  • mbkatc230 says:

    Thanks for the giggle. What a great post for a great cause! Kathy

  • Glenda says:

    Unbelievably clever poem. Thank you.

  • Simply Heather says:

    Mine were seen on display today,
    Squeeshy, squashied and hip-hooray!

    Thank you for this post, wonderful you! Did you happen to see my post today "The Mammogram with a Cherry on Top"? So timely.

    ♥ Heather

    You know, some of the photo's to the side bar remind me of my Grandmother. I'll have to post one of her when she was so young…beautiful, she.

  • April says:

    Love the poem!!! Keep up the great work! :)

  • Tootsie says:

    what a great piece! keep up the wonderful work…

  • Raxx - A day in the life says:

    Wonderful poem!

  • Eric S. says:

    What a cute poem, and for such a good cause too. I really got a kick out of it.

  • rosemary, gardengatedesigns says:

    Love the poem, Muse. It gave me a chuckle. Good luck with your quest.

    Everyone, get your boobies mamigramied!

    Rosemary, Gardengatedesigns

  • Heather says:

    Fantastic – my mother died of breast cancer when she was just 49 – so I am in support of anything that helps the cause – great poem.

  • White Iris Designs says:

    Isn’t it grand what can happen when two BOSOM buddies are having some great fun!! LOL LOL
    Still love it! LOL

    So happy you finally posted this piece….TERRIFIC FUN!!

    Wonderful cause…thank you to the one who offered up the donation!

  • Laura says:

    I had mine inspected and smushed last week! My Mom had breast cancer – twice – 25 years apart, so I encourage all women to get that yearly mammogram!

  • Jennifer says:

    Brilliant prose for an excellent cause.

  • karin says:

    Loved your poem!! Good reminder – I need to have mine palpated etc. etc.
    Thanks for visiting my Welcome to Alberta post!!

  • Genie Sea says:

    Boobilicious! :)

  • jeanne says:

    Hello Muse, an impressive prose for an impressive fee. Loved it!!!

    Hugs, Jeanne

  • Jan and Tom's Rose Haven says:

    Too cute!!!

  • Jan and Tom's Rose Haven says:

    I meant to add…Thanks for posting my info buttons!!

    If you wouldn’t mind changing it, my Monday HOUSE TOUR is EVERY MONDAY…not just the 2nd Monday of the month! LOL!! Gotta keep you on your toes!!! LOL!!

  • Gran says:

    Cool poem, and a great cause!

  • The Quintessential Magpie says:

    If it can save a breast, go for it, Muse!

    XO,

    Sheila

  • The Cookie Girl says:

    Excellent Prose Panz!
    Got a giggle or two out of me tonight.
    xoxo

  • Dixie's Whimsey says:

    I had a very good friend that died as the result of breast cancer…

    let’s face it, we’re girls and we love our boobies.. they make us feel feminine and womanly… My friend Edna died because she loved her’s too much and she didn’t want to lose them so she ignored the lump for over a year!

    You can get new boobies… you can’t get a new life…

    get your mammogram… every year… and of course, I loved the poem…

    hugs.. Dixie…

    ps… hope you’ll join us for Wordless Wednesday… I’d love to see you, the Muse, speak only with a photo… ;)

  • beth at aunties says:

    This one is one of my favorites and let's hope it helps save a lot of lives;-)
    I had my own scare a few months ago… & I was a lucky one.

    God bless and good luck!

  • ConversationsWithACupcake says:

    Okay. I couldn’t stand it any longer! I HAD to give you a serious shout out on my blog because I absolutely ADORE you and your blog and your comments. THANK YOU for everything you’re doing you, good, talented soul. You’re a very happy spot in the blogosphere. I’m so glad to have found you!

    (And my fantastic blogger word verification: VIRKSTUD made me think…wouldn’t a word game with our verification words be fun?)

  • Charity Childs-Gevero says:

    This is really, really funny! LOL! :)

  • Swapna says:

    Great cause n great prose…

    Keep up the good work , Muse…

  • prof en retraite says:

    Well spoken, Ma’am!!! hugs…Debbie

  • laurie @ bargain hunting says:

    Dearest Muse, explain I must
    About exposure of my tiny bust
    If I bare them for all the world to see,
    You’d hear an enormous …
    HE! HE! HE!
    laurie

  • nikkicrumpet says:

    A lovely celebration of all things mammary!

  • Judith "Jlo" Quinton says:

    Oh my, loved this prose.
    And have to be honest…love my Girls, as Nette calls them, too!
    Love,
    Jlo

  • Pink Heels says:

    Congratulations on such a successful campaign to raise funds!

  • Patty B says:

    This is rather skirting the boundaries of good taste.

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